Funny birthday wishes to your sister
- On your big day, I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of our grandfather!
Happy birthday, sister. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense-paid trip around the sun. Anyway, I wish you more trips and bright impressions, my dear!
- Lately, it turned out that birthdays are good for your health. Research has shown that those people who have most of them, live the longest.
- On your day as a birthday present, I want to give you joy, love, friendship, wisdom and lots of other things that cost nothing! I mean… priceless! That is how I love my sister!
- You are my dear S: Smart, I: Intelligent, T: Tough, E: Entertaining, R: Rocking, SISTER, Happy Birthday to you!!
- “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!
- On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults – to be younger.
- I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Sister, Happy Birthday!
- God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!
- It’s freezing today, and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!
- A simple task for you! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously – you just received a big birthday hug from me! I love you, sister!
- Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
- Usually, wisdom comes along with age. It looks like you haven’t reached that age yet, so celebrate your birthday as crazy as it is possible! Happy birthday, sister!
- Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet. I wish you always be happy and skinny, my lovely beautiful sister!
Funny birthday wishes for elder sister
- Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your younger sister! May this year be your best year yet!
- It is obvious that you cannot stop having your birthdays and more precisely you can’t stop being my lovely elder sister. Both of these things are really good. I wish you a Happy Birthday!
- Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
- Birthdays are good for your health – the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.
- Happy birthday, sis, I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.
- Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone says that you’re getting old, don’t listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick! Anyway, I love you so much, my dear elder sis! Happy B-Day!
- Happy birthday sis, my partner, protector and older advisor in all childhood crimes. Thanks for being with me always.
You may also like…
Funny birthday wishes for younger sister
- Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!
- Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
- The 4 signs of old age are 1. Loss of memory 2. …and I can’t remember the others… Fortunately, you will always be younger than me! Happy birthday little sister!
- Did you know that when you were born, you were so surprised that didn’t talk to me for more than a year? I wish you crazy and good surprises in your life! Happy birthday, Lil sis!
- If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, little Sister!
- Thank you for all those pillow fights and late-night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend!
- Today you reached the age of responsibility. Give it a few months, and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here. But I will always be there for you! Happy Birthday, sis!
- I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!